Quid pro quo

I'm sure some of you DPWs out there have seen this flic.  I for one am not real sure what to make of it.  For a long time I've been trying to figure out what part of the DPW spectrum I fit into.  I am for sure a dev and pretender but not sure if I'm really a wanabe.  Sure, the idea of being partially paralyzed in my chair and/or braces turns me on but do I really want to be crippled?  Would i really be ok with it if I lost my leg(s)?  At this point I think I would be ok with aquiring a disability but I won't hurt myself to get it.